- A 2000-year long coverup or conspiracy.
- 1st-century rapture that took away people who would have held to hyperpreterism.
- Trace-citations of theologians who sound like they might be hyperpreteristic.
- Post Ad70 Christians too stupid to realize what happened.
No matter which of these explanations hyperpreterists try to use, any of them result in an ineffective and an incompotent God who was either unable or unwilling to maintain the most basic understanding of His eschatological plan among His New Covenant people. Some hyperpreterists are also okay with that outcome.